Ok, we're up to day five at Boys State. After writing this, I masturbated with my new roommate, Steve, or as he likes to call himself, Ace. I never thought I'd ever do something like that, but let me tell you, it felt greater than I ever imagined. We voted on who would be in charge in the "Richard Simmons Look-Alike Contest", then we proceded to the raising of the up-side-down purple triangle flag raising. I must say, this place is really starting to suck--literally.

-Guy Blade